Shit guys, I am the last person who should be enjoying this site, yet I do. I say that because I basically don’t even watch television, let alone go to the movies and on top of that, I have just never given a fuck about celebrities. Idolising anyone is something that has has never happened to me, in fact I find it a little bit sad and the lengths some people go to, like religiously following people like the Kardashians seems really off to me.

At times I might aspire develop a skill to someone’s example, a sportsperson I think is very good as example and perhaps even envy how good they are at something but that’s about the closest.

So, when I was browsing around this site I basically recognised nobody as I simply don’t know any of them. I did recognise Tila Tequila though and that’s because I definitely do watch porn.

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